Emergencies Ministry report Number of Burning Apartments in Novodmitrovsk

March 11th 2022 – The Ministry of Emergencies dispatched today to a suburb near the city of Novodmitrovsk following a distressing call about a number of apartment blocks burning.

The first responders managed to quell the fires before they would spread to other apartment blocks in the neighbourhood. Concerned citizens suspect an arsonist attack, although credible evidence suggests the fires started when a young man fell to the floor of his living room, spilling his bong water and accidentally lighting his couch on fire with a lighter.

The Ministry of Emergencies thanks loyal citizens for their attention to the safety of their local neighbourhood. Please report emergency incidents to [email protected]